Darren Winsper ([info]dwinsper) wrote,
@ 2004-02-08 16:54:00
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Weekend Wonders
I've been a busy little bee this weekend. I watched Twelve Monkeys and The Mask, both of which are very good films. I have also been hard at work on my website. This is where you come in. You see, I now have a "subtitle randomiser" for the site banner. However, I'm not the most imaginative person in the world, so I'm going to solicit outside help.

Your task, should you choose to accept it
Come up with witty slogans for my site. Preferably, I'm after funny quotes (Attributed, if possible), slogans or obscure facts. Go on then, think of something and jot it down in the comments.




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[info]matttt
2004-02-08 09:55 am UTC (link)
"You should make a point of trying everything once, excepting incest and folk-dancing"
Sir Arnold Bax (1883-1953), quoting a 'sympathetic Scotsman' in "Farewell, My Youth" (1943)

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[info]amunra84
2004-02-08 12:53 pm UTC (link)
==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
- Unknown, but suitably geeky for your site ;-)

or


Unix is not a `A-ha' experience, it is more of a `holy-shit' experience. - Colin McFadyen

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[info]lieutenanth
2004-02-08 02:57 pm UTC (link)
"Drowning small kittens since 2003"
"Changing the topic to bunnies since 1998"
"Hey, it's better than crack" (from Inside3d)
"Yo momma"
"Teh l33t h4x0r!!"!2211!"!"!"

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[info]_aniki
2004-02-08 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Virus free since '93
004 days since last accident
56kbps ZONE - Reduce speed NOW!!
NEW FORMULA! for added zing!!
WARNING! Contains Nuts
Not suitable for use on suede
Not available in Grimsby or Cleethorpes
Calls cost £1.50/min peak and £1.00 at all other times.
Colours may vary.
The editor decision is final.
South of the river? At this time? You're 'avin a larf aint ya?
This does not afect your statutory rights.
Batteries not included
Your home is at risk if you do not lock your doors
Offer ends this Friday!!
All profit goes to help alcoholic students

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[info]lieutenanth
2004-02-09 08:25 am UTC (link)
"Brig, Thorpe Arch, Darley Dale and Cleethorpes"

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[info]_aniki
2004-02-10 04:55 am UTC (link)
You missed Thorpe Arch and King Lynn!!

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-14 04:45 am UTC (link)
"Know that you do not know"
- Confucius

(- Tom)

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[info]cower2spb
2005-07-07 09:11 am UTC (link)
save the world - kill yourself
%))

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